it was a dark. the night was quiet. it was one fifty one A.M.
a warrior by the name of Ken sets out on his journey to the holy grail of cleanliness
- The Bathroom.
as he proceed out of the chamber door
he looked left and right
in case of passing by lizards
and the hallway was dark
street lights from the outside shown in
just enough to illuminate the walking path.
at the end was the grail.
with no sweat
he swifted towards the shining grail thinking
"this is going to be an awesome shower"
with his half naked body and towel wrapped around his waist
barely showing just a few strands of leg and pubic hair
he hit the lights and moved the slider
only to realize
an uninvited enemy awaits.
it fell out of the gaps.
it seems that Ken had unlocked the seal that was sealing this treacherous creature
called
-The Cockroach
it was black and huge with it's feelers moving up and down
as if it was provoking the warrior
it turned it's back on him
the warrior immediately tighten his towel
and with no armor he decided to take on a tactical move.
he sprung over to the armory
only to find that the only weapon that could kill this creature
has met it's last spray
-Shieldtox
the warrior was in vain
he didn't know what to do next
then, a voice whispered
"the legendary forbidden weapon; use it"
immediately it appeared before his eyes
-The Mother's Slipper
the warrior knew he wasn't suppose to use it
unless at extreme circumstances
THIS IS EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES
the creature was standing in between his only hope of attaining the holy grail of cleanliness.
he equipped himself with the Slipper
and went on to confront the beast
the beast now aggravated
it's looking towards the warrior
giving signs that it's not going to leave
the face off on the edge of the cliff
was intensely short but felt like forever.
the warrior kept in steady pose
even tho his heart was pumping faster than a Lamborghini's engine
he knew he only had one shot at this
the beast moved forward.
he stepped on step back.
the beast advance with speed and moving it's feelers to further scare it's enemy
the warrior was prepared.
at the final moment.
both feelers and wings clashed with the slippers
in a flash of light
the warrior and roach was left standing
in a classical ending posture
of two samurai clashing blades
the roach twitched
and it fell flat under the Slipper's ludicrous force.
the warrior won the battle.
he had to bury the body.
to honor the death of the creature.
water from atop the grail was used to wash the body down
into the river of organic disposal residue
the epic battle ended between the two
and peace was once again upon the warrior.
finally
he attain the ultimate refreshment.
-The End-
