Tuesday, December 09, 2008

- tagg

Instructions. Answer the questions below and put your answers into the numbers below.

Dear (the last person who text messaged you):I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3)

and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.

You should also know that I (10) (11).___12___,(Your name)

LETTER MEME INSTRUCTIONS:
1. DO THE "LETTER MEME".
2. TAG
NO LESS
THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE.
3. THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME, AND
FINISH YOUR
JOURNAL ENTRY.

1. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - Our romance
is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll
join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't
match
Grey -
You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink -
Your nostrils are
insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt -
You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. WHICH IS YOUR
BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When
your dwarf
bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First
of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August
- When
I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When
I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I
changed tennis shoes

3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU
PREFER?
Tacos - In your
apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you
ate enchilada
Chicken - In
your closet
Kebabs - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In woman's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental
hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With
George Bush and his wife

4. WHAT'S THE
COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow -
Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple -
Pour syrup on
White - Carve your
initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes
off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee
off
Barefoot- Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF
YOUR UNDERWEAR?
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Black- My best
friend
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red -
Donald
Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My
Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John
F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. WHAT
DO YOU PREFER
TO WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree
Hill -
Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons -
Cowardly
The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic
Family
Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. YOUR
MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How
boring you are
Bored - That Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your
pimples are at
the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited -
That there
is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried -
That
your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That
I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage
men
Overjoyed - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Yellow - Your
love letters
White - Your ring
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black -
Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The
pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our
matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut
toenails
Other - Your memories from the military
service

9. THE
FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of
your blood-sample
K/L - Your best friend
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P
- My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X
- David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your
grades from college

10. THE
LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B -
Always will remember
C/D -
Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to
break
G/H - Never openly
mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the
authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today
about
O/P - Was
interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my
psychiatrist about
S/T
- Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try
to forget
W/X - Am
better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. WHAT
DO YOU PREFER TO
DRINK?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft
drink - A new
life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk -
The
apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate
interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water -
Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To
ruin
the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12.
TO WHICH
COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand - Warm
regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave
from
jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Boo-hoo now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Darren:I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it Last year in women's clothing.

and I saw you carve your initials onto the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage
men. I'm returning Your memories from the military
service to you, but I'll keep your best friend as a memory.

You should also know that I am better off without to hate the Boston Celtics. Go burn, Ken.


TAG:
1. Darren
2. Nick
3. Karyn
4. ShanBoy
5. Adrian
6. Ashwin
7. Sharon
8. Whoever wants to play the tag. haha

---------------
yo!
zheees post
is very very lame and alil disturbing and funny
hahaha.
so... yeah. be Number 8! hahahaa

ciao!

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