- before and after

WADDAP YA'LL!

lol.
guess what man. it's the NEW MONTH!
wahahahaha.
and lets start of with something freaking new. XD
or rather,
something clean and new?
okay nvm. i'm like so talking nonsense now cause my net just recovered.
i finally manage to log in properly.

so anyways.
lets start off with this story that i'mma bout to tell ya.
Long before your time...
in a place called Ken's Private Sanctuary
there lived a mechanical object called
The Electric Ceiling Fan.
the Fan. was deserted one day as it's owner was sent to serve the country.
his eff-ed up country that made his life miserable.
but, also a country that actually made him a better person.
but then again... this is abt The Electric Ceiling Fan.
okay. so after the 3 months when he was away.
it became like rusty.

the Fan was then deserted longer because lots came up in Ken's life
so he didn't have the time to go maintain it.
thus after like 5 more months. it became like that

okay wait. a close up view
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okay... so it's very poor thing right?
so Ken finally decided to clean it up.
he selects his armory
and this is what he came up and gathered.
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*shing ching klang klang*
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*bang boom bang bing piang*
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*shuffle shuffle... piak. bang.*
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TADA!!!


so, this is what the water in the pail looked like
before cleaning

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*cleaning process begins*
Ken climbed the Ladders of Fates
fighting thru Air resistance.
taking up Oxygen
blowing off Carbon Dioxide.
finally he reaches the peak of the ladder
then suddenly...

*BUMP*
*DROP*
OOOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!*
(i knew cleaning up with a fever going on wasn't a good idea)
*fell down from the Ladder of Fates and dropped on the Floor of Pain
so thus
he had to climb up the Ladders again.

after the 1st wipe.
he had to drop down from the Ladders to refill his mana
and clean up his dust filled weapon.
the Cloth of Cleansing Truth.

After a gruesome 10 mins battle with the Demons of the Ladder of Fates
Cleaning up The Electric Ceiling Fan
was done.

and so now, the fan looks completely clean
CHECK THIS OUT MAN!
*SHING...*




now the room is cooling. because Fan is functional again.
with less weight
due to the Dust
it can now spin faster. and make the room more cooling.

sadly...
Ken's best Companion and ultimate sidekick - H2O
had to be sacrificed.
it had given all it's purity and shining power to Ken to battle the dark side
the Dust.

a memorial picture of H2O
remembered for it's bravery.
and power of Purification and Sacrifice
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*Parental Advisory - Explicit Content*

and thus long live
The Electric Ceiling Fan


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Hahaha.
yeah man.
the Moral of the story is.
clean ur Fan regularly.
hahaha.
LAMENESS PEOPLE...
okay... gotta go for now.
FOR NOW ONLY...!
haha

baka
jya na!